Published on Thursday, July 24, 2008 by Evil
Paris Hilton was reportedly pulled over by police in north Los Angeles yesterday after she was spotted driving erratically.Law enforcement sources told TMZ that the socialite was stopped around 3:20pm yesterday afternoon on the 134 freeway after she was spotted weaving through traffic.The source explained Paris blamed the behaviour on being “lost” and was let off with a warning.Last year, Paris was sentenced to 45 days in jail for violating conditions of her DUI probation and driving on a suspended license.Labels: Paris Hilton
Published on Tuesday, April 15, 2008 by Evil
PARIS HILTON has apologised to former pal KIM KARDASHIAN after poking fun at the reality TV star's famous bottom live on air.In a recent radio interview, Hilton insisted she'd never swap butts with the voluptuous former Playboy pin-up, likening Kardashian's best asset to "cottage cheese inside a big trash bag," and adding, "It's gross".When Hilton's namesake blogger Perez Hilton got hold of the transcript from the radio interview and posted it on his website on Monday (14Apr08), the socialite was horrified and has since apologised to Kardashian.She tells In Touch magazine, "I was just joking around and I made a stupid joke. I felt really bad afterward, so I contacted Kim and apologised. It was a silly thing to say. Kim's hot!"Kardashian has confirmed Hilton called to apologise, adding, "Paris and I have been friends since we were kids, and I'm glad she made the effort to say she's sorry."Labels: Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton
Published on Friday, March 14, 2008 by Evil
The former "Baywatch"-Star and "Playboy"-Bunny Pamela Anderson (also famous for her sex tape with Tommy Lee - an idea copied by Paris Hilton and her "1 night in Paris" video) will charm the Germans in a TV-show mostly known as a place for folkloristic groups and traditional singers.But Pammy wil not act as a celebrity but as the assistent of the dutch magician Hans Klok. The two have already worked together during his shows in Las Vegas.But Europe will soon now, how sexy Pamela Anderson still is and that the current photos of her are no fake (like the one’s from Britney Spears). Recently the actress made headlines when she married the former Paris Hilton-boyfriend and porn video producer Rick Salomon and split up within weeks.Labels: Britney, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton
Published on Saturday, February 9, 2008 by Evil
Paris Hilton made it all the way to the Phoenix Super Bowl without any type of a wardrobe malfunction but once she went to Boston that was apparently over. According to reports Hilton was dancing and singing up a storm at The Estate in Boston when she gave the crowd more than they were expecting. Her dressed slipped, revealing her breasts. She grabbed and shielded herself with her hands.Like we haven't seen those before. She was in town to receive the 'Woman of the Year' award from the wags at the Harvard Lampoon. "Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine standing here," Hilton told a crowd of about 100 students. "It's really exciting and I've had such a great time." Oh the humanity!"They're honoring me for being in business and my acting," Hilton told the Boston Globe in an interview. (The Lampoon "award" is also a not-so-subtle jab at the high-minded Hasty Pudding Theatricals, which is giving its Woman of the Year Award to Oscar-winner Charlize Theron today and honoring actor Christopher Walken next week).In other Paris news, the "Hottie and the Nottie" star is to star in a hit lesbian TV show. The hotel heiress - who sparked rumors she is experimenting with her sexuality after being spotted at Los Angeles' renowned lesbian nightspot The Falcon Club - will soon film an upcoming episode of 'The L Word', a US program that follows the lives of a fictional group of lesbians.Labels: Paris Hilton
Published on Wednesday, January 30, 2008 by Evil
Paris Hilton was spotted leaving a lesbian nightclub with a mystery woman and sources say they weren’t just friends. A witness says the pair was getting “touchy-feely” and held hands as they left the club.“Paris looked like she was having a really good time with the woman. They were dancing together and were getting quite touchy-feely when they left. Paris whispered in the woman’s ear and she laughed as they left holding hands,” said the insider.Earlier this month, Hilton was spotted kissing a woman in another nightclub. The 26-year-old socialite also attended a party for the season premiere of “The L Word” which is a reality show about lesbian couples living in Los Angeles. Sources said Hilton wanted to be on the show.Labels: Paris Hilton
Published on Wednesday, January 9, 2008 by Evil
Supermodel and wife of scar faced singer 'Dolphin' Heidi Cum, says she was 'overwhelmed' by the size of the 5 star Hilton Hotel, located in the center of Paris."It just swallowed me up" said the 7ft tall model. "It is just so vast - it really is splendid."Hotel manager, Jean Luc Bastardi said, "I can confirm that Cum stayed with us - and her husband with the funny looking face - they had a great time - she tells me she was impressed with the size.In an unrelated story, model, socialite, heiress, actress, former jailbird and full time party girl, Paris Hilton wrote on her blog - "I like nothing better than oral sex - I suck 'em dry".Labels: Paris Hilton
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Socialite and tabletop dancer Paris Hilton has lost her vagina. The heiress presented herself to the Cedars-Sinai emergency department in Beverly Hills in the early hours of Wednesday morning traumatised.According to nurses she was sobbing uncontrollably, lifting her skirt up and screaming "its gone, Dr Phil McGraw took it." Nurses confirm the vagina was indeed missing and had been replaced with a ripe peach.Paris had earlier been tabledancing as usual at the Lax nightclub. "We could all see up her skirt, she had no panties on and were amazed to see her vagina was missing" said one partygoer adding "people started asking for the money they had been throwing at her back, I mean who wants to pay to look at a peach, Paris then lifted her skirt, when she looked down and saw her vagina was missing she screamed and ran out of the club."NCIS Special Agent Tony DeNozzio is said to be following the lead that Paris's vagina may have been replaced with a peach by Dr Phil McGraw as he is known to have stolen a banana from a fruit basket whilst visiting Britney Spears at the weekend. "I have yet to put my finger on it, at the moment Abbey is in her lab testing the basket to look for traces of peach DNA, we are also interviewing all staff, patients and visitors at the hospital to see if any of them remember exactly what fruits were in that basket." said DeNozzio.Cleaners at the Lax nighclub say they have searched under all the tables at the club and there is no sign of Paris's missing vagina.Labels: Paris Hilton
Published on Friday, November 2, 2007 by Evil
She tears down 'One Night In Paris' posters...Employees of a Toronto adult video store claim that Paris Hilton burst into their shop dressed as a skeleton and demanded the removal of posters advertising her One Night In Paris sex tape from the walls.According to the store manager, the socialite – who is in the Canadian city shooting new movie Repo: The Genetic Opera - threw a fit while disguised in a skeleton costume and mask and started tearing down the offending posters herself.Paris allegedly says: "You guys can't use my image in a porn store. I'm going to call my lawyer and sue the (expletive) out of this place.""I really want them down because they're mean and this is not right. I'm really serious, this is disgusting.""And I want the other ones too or I'm calling the (expletive) cops."Store owners say that about 30 minutes after the woman left the store, a man identifying himself as Paris's manager came in and told them to keep the incident quiet.The warning evidently didn't work - CCTV footage of the bizarre tantrum is currently on sale to the highest bidder, with offers said to be as high as $50K.Labels: Paris Hilton
Published on Sunday, October 28, 2007 by Evil
In recent months Al-Qaeda's leaders in Iraq have had their worst fears come to pass, they are running out of people stupid enough to be suicide bombers and have had to resort to recruiting U.S. Congressmen.However much to the chagrin of recruiters, the U.S. Politicians are not easier to deal with. The new recruits aren't buying the old promise of 70 virgins after they don't care about virginity. So Al Quaeda has is trying to hire some well known actresses to....meet the need.This is of course not an easy demand to meet in a war zone and finding actresses willing to play the part. "We want our suicide bombers to be happy", said Quafing Bin Lately, the senior media relations officer for Al-Qaeda in Iraq, "But this 'up front' demand is tough for us. American actresses do not like to hold on to their virginity, so we have tried to compromise and find 'almost virgins' or 'virgin like' females. We even rub them in virgin olive oil. Still we have problems with the recruits, they say we cheat them and they no want to blow themselves up any more, OY!!! What a pain in the butt!"New recruits Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are so far the most difficult to work with since they must be taught to work in teams. "You would think that they would understand the "team" concept, but they no like to work together! @#$$ They sometimes blow up explosives near us. This stinking war is going on too long for me man. Hilton and Lohan I think are trying to kill me. Who would have thought they'd be more patriotic than U.S. Congressmen?"Labels: Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton
Published on Friday, October 19, 2007 by Evil
Paris Hilton's forthcoming visit to Rwanda is to be filmed for a new reality TV show.The socialite's five-day trip next month will form part of The Philanthropist, which will feature celebrities and business moguls undertaking work for charity.Hilton declared that she wanted to raise awareness of good causes after serving time in jail for driving offences earlier this year.The visit will be filmed by celebrity charity organisation Playing For Good, which was recently announced as its sponsor.But Hilton insisted that it is not a publicity stunt, saying she enjoys her reality TV appearances because they "show people what everyday life is like for me".The 26-year-old has admitted that she is "really scared" about the trip. Labels: Paris Hilton
Published on Tuesday, October 16, 2007 by Evil
Actress Tara Reid will never get into trouble with the authorities because she isn't "stupid" like party girls Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton.The 'American Pie' beauty, 31, insists she is a reformed party girl and is no longer prepared to risk her career, insisting her work comes before her social life."I think the reason I never ended up in as much trouble as Paris or Lindsay seem to is that I'm not stupid, so I'd never do a lot of the things those girls do, and I've always had good friends around me," said Reid."They need to straighten up a little bit and make better investments. And they should surround themselves with better people who don't let them get themselves in trouble."You'll never read a story about me going out and partying when I'm supposed to be working. Nor would I show up on a set drunk or miss a day's work - never."Labels: Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid
Published on Sunday, October 7, 2007 by Evil
Busty beauty Pamela Anderson has reportedly tied the knot for the third time, with Paris Hilton's ex and co-star in her infamous sex tape, Rick Salomon.US television star and pinup queen Anderson married Salomon between performances in a Las Vegas magic show last night, according to celebrity magazine People.The former Baywatch star, 40, wed One night in Paris performer and distributor Salomon, 38, at the Mirage Hotel during a brief ceremony before her children and other family members, People cited sources as saying.Salomon is best known for appearing in a sex video with Hilton. Anderson also starred in a widely-viewed homemade sex tape, later sold for distribution, with her then-husband, rocker Tommy Lee.Anderson and the groom timed the nuptials to take place during the 90 minute break between performances in which she assists stage magician Hans Klok.She reportedly wore a white denim Valentino dress at an intimate ceremony that included guests Tobey Maguire, Lukas Haas and Klok.Anderson was married from 1995 to 1998 to Motley Crue drummer Lee, with whom she has two children, and to rocker Kid Rock for four months in 2006.Salomon was once married to Shannon Doherty, star of Beverly Hills 90210 and Charmed."The greatest revenge is true happiness," Anderson wrote in an entry in a diary posted yesterday on her official website. Labels: Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton
Published on Saturday, September 22, 2007 by Evil
Well, if this doesn’t surprise the heck out of you, nothing will! In her quest for a mate, Paris Hilton didn’t have to look any further than her local Pizza Hut.That’s right, the heiress has fallen in love with a pizza delivery guy. Alex Vaggo made the acquaintance of the heiress while the two were partying at the same Vegas nightclub. All in all, it’s a pretty fortunate series of events for Vaggo. According to one of his friends, “He decided to fly to LA for a holiday and spent much of the summer working as a pizza delivery boy to raise extra money. We were amazed to see how quickly he hooked up with Paris.”But Alex’s pals don’t have much hope for the relationship long term. They said, “He’s quite a shy, laid-back kind of guy. Paris will probably eat him alive.” Labels: Paris Hilton
Published on Sunday, September 9, 2007 by Evil
Marriage of Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock lasted for six complete months and the busty blond is currently involved with Hans Klock.It seems that Pamela Anderson and Paris Hilton have a lot in common.Apart from being blond, rich and famous, they both are pushovers for tough rockers.Controversial Paris was recently spotted smiling and socialising closely with Pamela`s ex husband Kid Rock in Malibu.Marriage of Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock lasted for six complete months and the busty blond is currently involved with Hans Klock, lipstick writes.Labels: Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton
Published on Saturday, July 28, 2007 by Evil
When you’re trying to clean up your act, it seems that everyone has something against you. Just ask Paris Hilton. She’s only been out of jail a short time, and people are already starting rumors about her.There are reports that Paris was smoking pot with Cisco Adler, Kimberly Stewart’s ex-fiance, at Guys’ Nightclub this past Wednesday. Rumor has it that she made out with him as well. And her people are pretty ticked that the allegations were made. Her rep told press, “Paris absolutely did not smoke pot Tuesday night or Wednesday morning, as I understand was reported. That report is false.”Which side is telling the truth? Well, the fact that Paris has been photographed smoking pot in the past lends support to the rumors. You never know though. Paris surely has made some enemies throughout her days, who’d love nothing more than to help ruin the heiress’ newly-presented good-girl image. Labels: Paris Hilton
Published on Thursday, June 28, 2007 by Evil
Paris Hilton says she never expected to do jail time for driving with what she thought was a valid license.Speaking June 27 on CNN's Larry King TV interview show, the 26-year-old celebrity heiress said that while jail was grueling, fan mail helped her get through her 23-day confinement. "I've been through a lot," she said. "And it was a pretty traumatic experience, something that I really have grown from."She added that she was expecting to do community service when Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer ordered her to his court in May for violating probation in a reckless-driving case.Asked whether she got a "raw deal," Hilton said yes, but also vowed to never again drink and drive. Hilton, who said she supports herself and takes no money from her parents, admitted it may be time to cut back on the partying which thrust her into the spotlight. "I'm frankly sick of it," she said. "I've been going out for a long time now, and yeah, it's fun, but it's not going to be the mainstay of my life anymore."She added she eventually plans to marry and have children. "When I have a daughter," she said, "I have a lot of good advice for her." Labels: Paris Hilton
Published on Thursday, May 10, 2007 by Evil
Paris Hilton's lawyers finally realized that looking like a whiny little bitch wasn't really helping her public image and penned a (very convincing) statement of, well, not apology really. "She" (read: Paris's flack) never says she's sorry for drinking and driving or driving on a suspended license. Because actually saying, "I'm sorry" would make Paris Hilton look human. When we all know that she's actually an imposter from the planet Xargon (where all beings are limited to a thirty-word vocabulary) sent to Earth to destroy our culture with vacuousness. We're kind of surprised the breathalyzer didn't catch that, actually.Taking a cue from George Michael's heartfelt plea yesterday, Paris released this statement: "After reading the media's coverage of my court hearing, I feel the need to correct what I believe are misperceptions about me. I absolutely realize how serious driving under the influence is. I could not live with myself if anyone was injured or killed while I was driving while impaired. Clearly, no one should - no matter how slightly. I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation. No one is above the law. I surely am not. I do not expect to be treated better than anyone else who violated probation. However, my hope is that I will not be treated worse."Very impressive, Paris. Using big, scary words like misperceptions and consequences must have been hard. Did you have to pick up a really, really heavy dictionary? Were you really confused when you turned to the Ks and couldn't find konsekwentses? Ah, whatever. We know Paris didn't write it. She was probably at Kitson while her lawyers composed it. There's no way a girl who has to pay someone to read her mail could do that. If she can't even read "You may have already won $10,000,000! Love, Ed McMahon," there's no way she could string together eight entire sentences without any mistakes.Labels: Paris Hilton
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