Published on Monday, August 25, 2008 by Evil
Lindsay Lohan has denied a recent press report, attributed to a friend of Courtenay Semel, daughter of former Yahoo CEO Terry Semel, that Lindsay had a lesbian relationship with Courtenay but the two drifted apart because Lindsay feared being outed."At the time she was terrified her career would be over if she revealed her sexual tendencies," Courtenay is reported to have told the friend. "But then Samantha came on to the scene and I was dropped."Lindsay and Samantha, believed to be in a lesbian relationship now, were out and about in Los Angles on Sunday when a photog quizzed Lindsay about the report."No, that's not true," Lindsay is reported to have responded firmly. Labels: Lindsay Lohan
Published on Thursday, August 14, 2008 by Evil
# Us Weekly finally noticed what we pointed out two weeks ago—did Ali Lohan get a boob job? Then Lindsay Lohan responded on her MySpace blog saying, “...my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14-year old child to alter her body. I am not judging people that do, but I am just saying that it’s not something that my family finds necessary to do, especially when you’re not even fully developed yet!” So...no? [DListed]# Desperate Housewives‘ creator Marc Cherry blabbed to Us that Eva Longoria is “desperate” to have a baby with husband Tony Parker. We’re sure she’s THRILLED you told them. [Us Weekly]# Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are over. We are so shocked. The National Enquirer claims she is seeing some pretty boy with a goatee, but sources tell Perez Hilton that he planted the story to get publicity for himself. [Perez Hilton]# In more celebrity commitment symbol news, Howard Stern got a “B” inked on his finger for fiance Beth Ostrosky. [Perez Hilton]# Full House‘ s Dave Coulier says he and former girlfriend Alanis Morrisette “are good” even though she wrote “You Outta Know” about him and totally revealed that she went down on him in a theater. [Us Weekly]# Gael Garcia Bernal is expecting a baby with his girlfriend. God, those Y Tu Mama Tambien boys grow up SO fast. [People]Labels: Ali Lohan, Lindsay Lohan
Published on Sunday, June 15, 2008 by Evil
Rap superstar Snoop Dogg wants to team up with Lindsay Lohan - for a movie and an album of duets.Snoop confesses he's a huge fan of the Mean Girls star and is reaching out to her with a view to becoming the oddest couple in Hollywood.He tells Ok! magazine, "You never know. I like Lindsay. Why not do both a movie and an album?Labels: Lindsay Lohan, Snoop Dogg
Published on Monday, May 5, 2008 by Evil
Poor movie decisions, delinquent behaviour and bad taste in men, all these factors have landed Lindsay Lohan a title the Dumbest Person in Hollywood. Following her is model turned reality show star Kim Kardashian, and Spencer Pratt at second and third places, respectively.Jeff Kwatinetz, manager of the Firm and the Transformer star Shia LaBeouf, grabbed the fourth and fifth spot in the 'Top 50 Dumbest People in Hollywood. No, the list is not based on a low IQ, the results are based on the poor life choices of the people who live in constant limelight and are accustomed to it. The list was compiled by Entertainment Weekly magazine, reports the New York Daily News.The top 50 Dumbest People in Hollywood are:
1. Lindsay Lohan, actress2. Kim Kardashian, model/actress3. Spencer Pratt, reality show star4. Jeff Kwatinetz, manager of company the Firm5. Shia LaBeouf - the 21 year-old "Transformers" star6. Heidi Montag, reality television star7. Jessica Simpson, singer8. Kiefer Sutherland, actor9. Tori Spelling, former teen actress/daughter of a media mogul10. Rumer Willis, daughter of two famous people11. Nick Hogan, son of pro wrestler12. Courtney Love, rock singer13. J.R. Rotem, music producer14. Britney Spears, pop star15. Brad Garrett, comedian16. Ken Paves, celebrity hairdresser17. Jennifer Love Hewitt, actress18. Brad Womack, star of ‘The Bachelor"19. Michael Jackson, singer20. Cash Warren, Jessica Alba"s boyfriend21. Audrina Patridge, "The Hills" star22. Wilmer Valderamma, actor23. Vanessa Minnillo, former VJ24. Mel Gibson, actor25. Michael Richards, comedian26. Brandon Davis, a socialite27. Isiah Washington, actor28. Charlie Sheen, actor29. Denise Richards, actress30. Alec Baldwin, actor31. Chad Michael Murray, actor32. Steve-O, a daredevil performer33. Nicole Richie, American celebutante34. Janice Dickinson, former supermodel35. Adrienne Curry, reality star36. Anne Heche, actress37. Bai Ling, Chinese-born American actress38. Kevin Federline, Britney"s ex-hubby, singer39. Shar Jackson, American television and film actress and rapper/singer40. Scott Baio, American actor41. Dustin Diamond, actor, musician, and stand-up comedian42. Tila Tequila, actress and singer43. Russell Crowe, actor44. Kristin Cavallari, actress45. Nick Carter, Backstreet Boy46. Vanessa Hudgens, Disney star47. Michelle Rodriguez, The Fast And The Furious actress48. David Hasselhoff, Baywatch hunk49. Joe Francis, Girls Gone Wild creator50. Tom Sizemore, actorLabels: Kim Kardashian, Lindsay Lohan
Published on Thursday, April 10, 2008 by Evil
Lindsay Lohan is planning to appear naked in an indie film for a mere £40,000 (roughly $78,944) in an effort to prove that she is a serious actress and in hopes that her melons will revive her flailing career.We all remember the box-office gold that was I Know Who Killed Me, so we can only presume that Florence, where she has reportedly agreed to “full frontal” nudity in her role as a nymphomaniac waitress, will be just as successful.
Lindsay doesn’t care she’s getting paid peanuts. She wants to remind people she can act and that she is worth hiring. She is fully aware of the potential of her body. Lindsay wants to build up an image as a mature, responsible actress. LL needs a wake up call! Going nude does not establish you as a serious actress. Who ever’s feeding her that bs needs to stop! Wait, what am I saying? Linds has probably waiting for this moment to get naked AND get paid since “Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen.”Labels: Lindsay Lohan
Published on Thursday, April 3, 2008 by Evil
Actress Lindsay Lohan is set to play a sex-addicted waitress in a new movie called Florence, according to reports. Lindsay's signing up for the movie comes just days after she agreed to play a member of Charles Manson's real-life murderous cult in The Manson Girls.According to a report in Star magazine, Lindsay will be paid just 75,000 dollars for the opportunity to play the edgy character. A source of the magazine said that Lohan would be taking up the part only to prove that she can act."She just wants to remind people she can act and she's worth hiring," Contactmusic quoted a source as saying. Labels: Lindsay Lohan
Published on Thursday, March 20, 2008 by Evil
Don't celebrities ever learn? Rumor has it that Lindsay Lohan has a sex tape out on the market. The video was reportedly shot on her ex Calum Best's camera phone.Best supposedly sent the footage to his friends and someone ended up leaking it onto the internet. The UK Sun is reporting that Lindsay is "freaking out because she can't remember it being filmed."Way to go Linds! That's all you needed, a homemade sex tape. That should get those movie roles flowing. Nothing says 'serious actress' like a bad sex tape. Some people will never learn. Labels: Lindsay Lohan
Published on Wednesday, March 12, 2008 by Evil
Lindsay Lohan hopes her new album will be a real party classic.'I want it to be dance,' she explains. 'I want it to be kind of Kylie Minogue meets Rihanna. I hope to tour with it and I hope to really promote it.'After a difficult year, with several stints in rehab and family upsets, Lindsay, 21, is ready to ditch her bad girl image.She is currently recording tracks in New York and LA, but none of the songs will have lyrics about her troubles.'I think the past is the past and it should be kept there,' she tells People.'It's a new slate for me, and I want to show that in my new record.'Labels: Kylie Minogue, Lindsay Lohan, Rihanna
Published on Saturday, March 1, 2008 by Evil
After the very interesting Marilyn Monroe photo-shoot for New York Magazine, Lindsay Lohan has gotten eyed by Playboy king, Hugh Hefner for a Marilyn-esque shoot for Playboy magazine!
Hugh reportedly wants Lilo to recreate Marilyn's naked swim in "Something's Got To Give" for Playboy.
Well, isn’t that an interesting offer? It is, and that’s why Lilo is thinking seriously about accepting the offer!
I think , if the shoot will be similar to the New York Magazine one, then why not?!Labels: Lindsay Lohan
Published on Friday, February 22, 2008 by Evil
Lindsay Lohan's racy nude photo shoot mimicking Marilyn Monroe has become a worldwide Web sensation.New York magazine, which commissioned the photographs, is now threatening cease and desist orders on big name Web sites including major newspapers who are using the images without permission.Meanwhile, the magazine's own Web traffic soared 2,000 percent."When you put up beautiful photos of a celebrity like this, you expect this kind of reaction," said a New York Magazine spokesperson. "But we try to be vigilant to protect our content."But the actress' father is not one of the millions swooping to ogle the pix of her with only a sheer silk scraf covering her modesty. Lohan's father has reportedly refused to look at the pictures. He told Us Weekly: "I'm not going to look at the photos - that's my daughter!""I pray there are no parallels to her and Marilyn Monroe's destiny."Mother Dina Lohan, however, backed her daughter's exposure, believing it was the opportunity of a lifetime.The magazine reported 20 million page views on Monday and Tuesday for its Lohan photo gallery, compared to between two and three million for other content.The 21-year-old actress, who has had a dark history of arrests and rehabilitation, stripped for photographer Bert Stern to recreate one of Monroe's most famous photo shoots, done shortly before she died.Stern famously shot Monroe in 1962, six weeks before her death, in what is now known as "The Last Sitting." He photographed Monroe in 1962 at the Hotel Bel-Air in California, six weeks before she was found dead from an overdose of barbiturates. Those images for Vogue magazine feature Monroe in next to nothing, posing nude with some scarves and jewelry as her accessories and sipping champagne. Almost 50 years later, Stern re-creates his iconic photographs, pose for pose with his new muse, Lohan, at the same hotel. Though the star of "Mean Girls" and "Freaky Friday" is rarely compared to the screen legend, Stern told the magazine he agreed to do the recreation because he suspected Lohan "had a lot more depth to her" than one might assume from "those teenage movies."Labels: Lindsay Lohan
Published on Friday, January 18, 2008 by Evil
Lindsay Lohan may have liked to party hard enough to wake the dead. But her new gig won't allow her to. The 21-year-old actress's new role is one she never wanted: an employee in a morgue.The star, who has been plagued by drug and alcohol problems at a young age, is being forced to work with the dead as part of her sentence for drunken driving. Lohan has already spent two months in rehab in an effort to turn her life around and her lawyer claims this latest task will be part of her ongoing community service.She'll spend two four-hour days at a California morgue and follow that up among the land of the living, with another eight hours toiling at a local hospital ER.Lohan has only spent 84 minutes in jail for all her sins, but the judge in her case has decided to make her a high profile example of what happens to those who drink and drive. She was arrested twice last year on charges of being under the influence behind the wheel and pleaded guilty in August to misdemeanour drunk driving and cocaine possession charges.It's not yet clear what her duties at the morgue might be or when she'll begin working at her grim new task. Labels: Lindsay Lohan
Published on Monday, January 14, 2008 by Evil
Lindsay Lohan stripped naked and demanded sex just six hours after meeting an Italian drummer.The 'Mean Girls' star, who was photographed kissing three Italian "hunks" at the Capri Film Festival last month, "threw herself" at Alessandro diNunzio when she saw him in a bar.
Alessandro, a former model who plays with indie rock band Orfen, claims Lindsay followed him around and demanded he kiss her, before they went back to her hotel room for "adventurous" sex.He said: "She pressed me up close and asked if she could kiss me. She didn't care who was watching."Then we went back to her hotel. She stripped off completely naked, without any embarrassment at all. She was wearing mismatched underwear - black bra and green French knickers. She took my breath away. Her body is perfect, flawless."Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous."
Alessandro claims the pair enjoyed an "intense" lengthy sex session which blew him away.He added to Britiain's News of the World newspaper: "It was very passionate and intense and lasted for one-and-a-half-hours, maybe more. It was a good sex match. She adored kissing. Afterwards she cuddled up to me and we went to sleep.
"After I left she sent me several text messages, she wanted to spend New Year's Eve with me."Alessandro, 27, who saw Lindsay once again in her hotel room but only kissed her because she was "tired", was left devastated when he discovered the 21-year-old actress had been seeing two other men.
He said: "I don't think I will see her again now that I have learned she was seeing other guys at the same time as me. I was hurt when I found out.
"She kept telling me she liked me because I was a 'good boy' - I don't drink or take drugs. She said she was falling for me, I liked her too."
Soon after meeting Alessandro, Lindsay spent two nights with actor Dario Faiella, son of music star Peppino di Capri.
Just hours before she took Alessandro back to her hotel, Lindsay was seen kissing actor Eduardo Costa.Labels: Lindsay Lohan
Published on Sunday, October 28, 2007 by Evil
In recent months Al-Qaeda's leaders in Iraq have had their worst fears come to pass, they are running out of people stupid enough to be suicide bombers and have had to resort to recruiting U.S. Congressmen.However much to the chagrin of recruiters, the U.S. Politicians are not easier to deal with. The new recruits aren't buying the old promise of 70 virgins after they don't care about virginity. So Al Quaeda has is trying to hire some well known actresses to....meet the need.This is of course not an easy demand to meet in a war zone and finding actresses willing to play the part. "We want our suicide bombers to be happy", said Quafing Bin Lately, the senior media relations officer for Al-Qaeda in Iraq, "But this 'up front' demand is tough for us. American actresses do not like to hold on to their virginity, so we have tried to compromise and find 'almost virgins' or 'virgin like' females. We even rub them in virgin olive oil. Still we have problems with the recruits, they say we cheat them and they no want to blow themselves up any more, OY!!! What a pain in the butt!"New recruits Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are so far the most difficult to work with since they must be taught to work in teams. "You would think that they would understand the "team" concept, but they no like to work together! @#$$ They sometimes blow up explosives near us. This stinking war is going on too long for me man. Hilton and Lohan I think are trying to kill me. Who would have thought they'd be more patriotic than U.S. Congressmen?"Labels: Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton
Published on Tuesday, October 16, 2007 by Evil
Actress Tara Reid will never get into trouble with the authorities because she isn't "stupid" like party girls Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton.The 'American Pie' beauty, 31, insists she is a reformed party girl and is no longer prepared to risk her career, insisting her work comes before her social life."I think the reason I never ended up in as much trouble as Paris or Lindsay seem to is that I'm not stupid, so I'd never do a lot of the things those girls do, and I've always had good friends around me," said Reid."They need to straighten up a little bit and make better investments. And they should surround themselves with better people who don't let them get themselves in trouble."You'll never read a story about me going out and partying when I'm supposed to be working. Nor would I show up on a set drunk or miss a day's work - never."Labels: Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Tara Reid
Published on Tuesday, September 18, 2007 by Evil
Reportedly actress Lindsay Lohan is suffering from a sex addiction during her stay in rehab.Lindsay, who is currently undergoing treatment for her drugs and alcohol habits, has found herself repeatedly thinking about her ex-boyfriends and erotic situations as a side effect of her rehab at the Cirque Lodge.An insider has said that “She’s been having erotic dreams about her former lovers, like Calum Best, Wilmer Valderama and Jared Leto. Her counsellors are trying to get her to understand that she’s substituting one addiction for another. Besides the obvious dangers of STDs, having indiscriminate sex can lead to emotional heartbreak, and that can lead to drug and alcohol abuse.”Labels: Lindsay Lohan
Published on Tuesday, June 19, 2007 by Evil
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fter Lindsay Lohan's recent spate of bad luck which included crashing her Mercedes in a very public way just in front of LA hot eatery The Ivy and an equally public breakup with Calum Best, Lohan has now been forced to call off her 21st birthday party at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas, The Sun reports. The folks at Promises rehab center in Malibu, where the young party hardy starlet currently makes her home, may want to start thinking about transferring Lindsay to a suicide watch facility.Her spokesperson released a statement saying, "The party was cancelled officially over two weeks ago. We were confused why Pure was even still promoting it."But Lindsay will not be having the birthday party at Pure and is focusing on her recovery 100 per cent."A Pure representative responded with, "We wish her the best as she is taking care of personal matters at this time."Lindsay has previously talked up plans for her big bash on the Ellen DeGeneres. She said, " It's a big birthday and I'm going to milk it."Well Lindsay, that was very clairvoyant of you? Since you're not allowed within 50 feet of an alcoholic beverage these days, shot glasses of milk may be the only thing you're allowed to toss back on your big day. Labels: Lindsay Lohan
Published on Monday, May 14, 2007 by Evil
Lohan and her balding English man candy, Calum Best, have taken their international love to the Bahamas. Best grabbed Lohan in the water, squeezed her in a bear hug, and popped her like a 3 day old whitehead. Only instead of releasing an ivory bounty of pus, her bikini top released a nipple. Which is almost as sexy as pus. Almost. he opening of The Cove resort in the Bahamas last weekend was so chockablock with celebrities you had to watch out where you stepped. Strolling along the jungle paths that meander past streams and waterfalls, Lindsay Lohan and new boyfriend Calum Best suddenly felt an urge to make out. A startled passerby came upon the young lovers rolling around on the ground. "Don't mind us," Best told the stranger. "We're tourists."The tourist excuse does not work for public copulation. It works if you're apologizing for getting in people's way when you're taking pictures. Or for wearing matching T-shirts with your family. Or for complaining that all there is to eat is gross local cuisine, and where are all the Ruby Tuesdays.Labels: Lindsay Lohan
Published on Saturday, May 12, 2007 by Evil
In the grand tradition of Spears and Federline, Spears and Howie Day, and Minnelli and Gest, Lindsay Lohan is now dating beneath her. Rush and Malloy report: Lindsay Lohan locked lips with British scene-maker Calum Best at Wednesday's Nylon Magazine party - despite the frowns of some pals. "This isn't a serious relationship," one friend tells us. "He's a piece of shit. He's a wanna-be celebrity. Lindsay trusts people until they hurt her." Whatever their future, Lohan was in fine form at the Tenjune bash. "She was lifting up her skirt, and sending people over to [her friend, deejay] Samantha Ronson when she didn't like what she was playing," said a spy.Man. Not only does Samantha have to suffer through her sexy friend only deigning to hook up with her when no available man-pork presents itself, she must suffer the humiliation, as a professional DJ, of Lindsay sending her minions over to critique her beat-matching and demand that she play more Fall Out Boy. Rumor has it that Lindsay also likes to hang around operating rooms, murmuring, "could you make the incision over there instead? I dunno, it's just prettier."Labels: Lindsay Lohan
Published on Wednesday, April 18, 2007 by Evil
Fresh off her quick trip to Japan, Lindsay was back on the club scene hitting up recent favorite LA hotspot Winstons this week. Not only did that recent stint in rehab not curtail her partying ways, but she's back to giving her special brand of totally strange interviews. In the most recent one with Allure, she talks rehab, partying and her desires to lay low. We'll believe that last part when we see it. Here's highlights: On feeling protective of her loved ones:"When my friends and family are around me I feel like they're safe . . . When my friends have left me - I've just seen everything collapse. They're not safe without me."
On partying post-rehab:"That's my life!" She also compared herself to Marilyn Monroe and claimed to be shocked she ended up needing treatment: "It's so weird that I went to rehab. I always said I would die before I went to rehab."
On her public life:"Everybody's tired of hearing things about me and them . . . I think it's just better for me to lie low and get better."Clearly even Lindsay isn't sure exactly what she wants from herself -- partying every night or laying low? Maybe she should get herself one of these t-shirts? As for protecting her friends, we really have no idea what that even means! Either way it sounds like LL is definitely back to her old self.Labels: Lindsay Lohan
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